Tagged A Capella, Dafuq, Epic, Fail, Female Vocals, Heavy Metal, LOL, Power Metal, Progressive Metal, rant, Van Canto, Win, WTF At the end of the day, though, this band makes plenty of people want to bang their heads…īe sure to catch Van Canto on tour next year with Bill Cosby (courtesy of Warner Brothers) and The Swedish Chef (courtesy of The Muppets). That doesn’t mean it should be recorded and brought to the stage. There is no doubt that this type of a capella requires a special skill-set…but so does artificially inseminating an elephant. This really highlights, to us anyway, everything that is wrong with the new age of metal. In our opinion, they should have some big fat black dude beat-boxing all the drum parts. After all, Bill Cosby is the Grand Master of all things floobity-shoobity. We have to wonder how many of them watched The Cosby Show. “Okay, stand right there, yes… Cool hair, bro. What was the audition process like when this band was put together? How do they go about deciding which parts should be riddily and which parts should be diddily? Who is in charge of appointing the numminy vs the rumminy? Winning the internet at 3:33… This guy is clearly a fan of The Rock. Rather than attempt to explain this with real words, we thought we’d just let them show you what they do. This band is called Van Canto, and we are still trying to process what just happened.
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